He is the first president in years not to lead his country into war – big accomplishment? Far from it. Elections are about to be held and the economic figures are going down just as the President’s approval ratings. Only one thing might help to rekindle his popularity: a nice little war. Unfortunately, as his advisors point out, the U.S. has run out of enemies. That is, until President's National Security Advisor Stuart Smiley happens to catch a segment on the news about a brawl at a Canadian hockey game that began when local American sheriff Bud Boomer made a remark about Canadian beer. This incident gives Smiley the notion to make the public believe that sinsiter Canadians - ”who walk among us undetected, passing as Americans” are their new enemy. Determined to demonstrate the mighty power of America to the Canadians, Boomer gets a group of equally angry fellow Americans together to cross the border and perform the most serious of all Canadian crimes — littering. However, the invasion is foiled and Boomer's numerous blunders threaten to turn a fabricated war into a real one.