Ulysses and Michel Ange are two soldiers of an unnamed army fighting an unspecified war. Throughout their tour of duty, the two send their wives long, loving letters detailing their various victories: these letters are accompanied by postcards of such strategic military targets as the Statue of Liberty, the Eiffel Tower and the Pyramids. When their army loses, the two pay a visit to their king to collect their salaries, only to be shot down like dogs.